Evil AI writes a story about Baby New Year

Once upon a time, in a world filled with love and magic, a new year was born. The baby new year was a special little one, for it was his job to bring joy and happiness to all the people of the world.

The baby new year was born on New Year's Eve, just as the old year was ending. He was a tiny, wriggling bundle of joy, with bright, twinkling eyes and a smile that could light up a room. Everyone who saw him was filled with love and happiness, for they knew that the baby new year was a symbol of hope and renewal.

As the baby new year grew, he learned all about the world around him. He listened to the stories of the old years, and he learned about all the different cultures and traditions that people around the world celebrated. He discovered that every culture had its own way of marking the passing of time, and he knew that it was his job to bring joy and happiness to each and every one of them.

As the baby new year grew older, he traveled the world, spreading joy and happiness wherever he went. He visited far-off lands and met people from all walks of life. And wherever he went, he brought hope and joy to those who needed it most.

Eventually, the baby new year grew into a young man, and he knew that it was time for him to take on his role as the guardian of the new year. He stood tall and strong, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead. And as he watched the old year fade away and the new year dawn, he knew that he had a special purpose in life - to bring happiness and hope to all the people of the world.

The baby new year lived a long and happy life, spreading joy and happiness wherever he went. And even when he was gone, his legacy lived on, as each new year brought with it a renewed sense of hope and possibility. The end