When the snow fell out of the sky Jiggley Wiggley became concerned. He knew that somebody would eventually come looking for it. Jiggley had read somewhere that no two snowflakes were alike, and that meant each flake of snow is one of a kind. If eBay taught him anything it was that one of a kind things were very valuable. And that many one of a kind snowflakes must be very valuable indeed!
At first Jiggley thought he would hide all the snow. He began sweeping it away, scooping it up by the shovel and dumping it in the trash, and eating handfuls of it (when no one was looking, of course). But it didn't take long until Jiggley grew tired. And he realized the snow was not going to stop anytime soon.
Maybe the snow had no idea it was not welcome in his yard, he thought. Maybe if he put up a sign the snow would land someplace else. Really, he didn't care where it went, just as long as it wasn't his yard. Jiggley Wiggley didn't want it's owner to come to his house looking for all that priceless snow.
But the snow paid no mind to his sign. It just kept falling. And piling up. And soon Jiggley became worried.
Jiggley noticed that as the snow fell on him it would begin to melt. That gave him an idea! If the snow would not stop falling and piling up in his yard then he would melt all the snow. He did not ask for it, and if it melted then it would simply be gone. Then, even if the owner did come looking for it he would not find any in Jiggley's yard.
So Jiggley got a hair dryer and many extension cords and began melting all the snow. And if you look outside you may still see him out there.
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